Someone sent me this, and even though it's meant to be humourous, there's more truth in it than i care to admit:
The truth about working in the IT industry
1. We work weird (night) shifts...
Just like prostitutes.
2. They pay you to make the client happy...
Just like a prostitute.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny...
Just like a prostitute.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
Just like a prostitute.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you...
Just like a prostitute.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed...
Just like a prostitute.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...
Just like a prostitute.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you...
Just like a prostitute.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it...
Just like a prostitute.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spent the rest of my life doing this."
Just like a prostitute ........
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I was actually told "we need to pimp you out a bit this week to recovery some cost." last week. Sigh.....
What's really sad? I am not an expensive whore, I am a cheap whore.
BTW, I am so stealing this post.
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